Your time starts now

Participation is
compulsory.
Everyone
a lone wolf.

No prelims to
eliminate the unfit.
All you who are
born, qualify.

Winners do not get
gift hampers or
vouchers at bookstores.
Only Inner Peace.

The ‘connect’ queries
are particularly hard.
Some have not
been answered
since Time Immemorial.

Passing a question
is not an option.

His Infinite Grace
does not think much
of infinite bounce.

An unfair quizmaster
is He.

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7 responses to “Your time starts now

  1. And then there are
    The Audience Questions:
    For those who don’t make the cut
    For those who are forced
    To sit and watch.

    “Connect,”
    The Evil Quizmaster asks,
    With his eviller grin,
    “Bob Dylan and the
    Hindi movie, ‘Sargam’.”

    An enthusiastic watcher
    Offers needless information,
    “Oh, that stars Rishi Kapoor!”
    Another says,
    “As a daphliwala!”

    A collective groan
    Overcomes the audience,
    As they realise
    That the connect is:
    Tambourine Man.

  2. tcha

    just when I was all enjoying the deep ones, aand comes along aand makes me LAFF!

    ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    you guys sure make the cut

  3. My, my. We do know our quizzes, don’t we?

    Inner Peace sounds like a lingerie store, and your quizmaster sounds dangerously like Derek O’Brien. There is deep pain behind this post, no? ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Ludwig, (Varali, sorry for this cross-comment) the first three verses are scarily like our K-Circle!

  5. you have an award

  6. aand: That is almost as bad as one connect question I heard which linked Dimple Kapadia to London cops through ‘Bobby’. But you did make us laugh out loud. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Shankari: aand is like that wonly, no? (ps. Welcome to these parts!)

    Ludwig: You are going straight to hell if He ever reads this blog and finds you likened Him to D o’B. But yes, you are right about deep pain. ๐Ÿ™‚

    aand: K-circle does not allow teams? And participation is compulsory?

    MG: Thankee! See latesht post.

  7. Just saw this comment. Yes, yes. Most K-circle quizzes are lone wolf. And, everyone who lands up participates. There is no choice in the matter.

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